Why, France? Why must you be so hilarious? I was so looking forward to not watching you tomorrow. I was going to sleep tonight, dreaming “La Vie en Hosed; or, Blues Clueless”
Category: News
In like a lion, out like a lamb
Wow, PPL Park is pretty. The City of Chester should be proud, although I'm sure they'd be a little happier if Glenn Davis stopped hitting “In like a lion, out like a lamb”
Zork the Future
Hello! Welcome to WRITE THE FUTURE – the World Cup 2010 text adventure! Who would you like to play as? >FRANCK RIBERY [Now playing as “Zork the Future”
Stars upon thars
Medal ceremony (dramatization) As the triumphant shouts of victory ring out long into the night from Johannesburg to Madrid, those of us who were privileged “Stars upon thars”
Major League Faulkner
Oh, I guess the Quakes really were going to bring in a Designated Player sooner rather than later. I'm guessing Lew Wolff was watching Mexico “Major League Faulkner”
Are the BBC and Andrew Jennings Going to Kill England 2018?
After the FIFA Voting for Dollars sting became public, there was a lot of speculation about whether the fact that a British newspaper had orchestrated “Are the BBC and Andrew Jennings Going to Kill England 2018?”
Burning Bridges
It looks like Nestor de la Torre may not be picking his battles wisely. The FMF National team director went public earlier this week in “Burning Bridges”
Your First World Cup Memory
Things didn't go well for Mexico in 1978 A friend of mine asked me recently what my first World Cup memory was. It’s a pretty “Your First World Cup Memory”
Myopic Thunder; or, E-A-S-Y, You Ain't Got No Alibi
Great article by Tom Friend about David Vanole and the bad old days of US soccer. Go read it, unless you hate freedom or something. “Myopic Thunder; or, E-A-S-Y, You Ain't Got No Alibi”
Deloused
This has been a bizarre few weeks, even by Mexican Gold Cup standards. One would think that Mexico winning the Blazer Bowl would be a “Deloused”