Category: News

Okay, Galaxy, I apologize. You're not the biggest frauds in the league. You just played a two-game series against the actual biggest frauds in the “Seattle Will Have Its Revenge on Frances Farmer”

It is as inevitable as the sun rising in the east, death, taxes, and the occasional manila envelope thick with cash finding its way into “Fat Fingers and Copa America”

Christian Gimenez' goal was the difference in Cruz Azul's win over Club America​ I hear it all the time. We were the better side, we “Cruz Azul Overcomes Their Yellow Peril”

Dwayne De Rosario is doing the Lord's work this week, and not simply because he was playing against Seattle on Sunday and Montreal on Wednesday. “Dwayne De Rosario: Player of the Week, Man of the Hour”

So now every American soccer site is bordered in black, because two of the league's more unpopular teams will compete for MLS Cup. It would “MLS Cup – think globally, act locally”

Want to have a strong national team? Have a mediocre national league with clubs forced to cut wages. I'm oversimplifying, of course, this is really “Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July”

Helping put the "wreck" in D-wreck. Fair warning – you pretty much have to love the sound of my voice as much as I do “Don Garber: MLS bigger than Jesus”

When I saw that Chivas USA had a new jersey sponsor, I immediately had to find out what it is I needed to boycott. Turns “MLS plans double penetration for DP rule”

Is it Cousin Avi? No, it's Tuca Ferretti, the most colorful coach in Mexican Futbol​ Tigres UANL might be on some folks’ radar this year “Meet Tuca Ferretti”

So for the first time Saturday morning, we heard ESPN's lead announcing team for the World Cup. And right there, something's wrong. Even if ESPN “Lord Haw-Haw and Lloyd Christmas”