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The last time we checked, the phrase “Let’s get smashed tonight” was NEVER uttered on any day between Monday to Thursday.
No one sets out to get mad drunk on a weeknight but sometimes we can’t help it. All of us have been there. On a Wednesday night, you’re out for dinner and someone orders a drink and before you know it you are five drinks down. The next thing you know is that you are headed straight to the club the because what’s the point of being drunk when you can’t dance your heart out right?
Well, the misery begins when you stumble in to office the next day with a pathetic hangover and then you realise that you are probably too old for this. We feel your pain. That’s why we detailed all the stages of trying to beat a persistent hangover at work in all their glory.
1. Your alarm goes off. You drank a river. But don’t even think of working from home, your boss just won’t approve it. You can’t call in sick. So you get the hell out of bed and muster the courage to reach office.
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2. You enter your office and only one thought consumes your barely working mind: are the lights 5,000 times brighter today or is it just you!?
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3. Time to endure the walk of shame. Take in all the judgmental looks of your co-workers because clearly they are way smarter than you. Why? Because they stayed in on Wednesday night, like NORMAL people.
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4. It’s time to face your boss now. Please maintain distance because we are sure your boss will be able to smell the vodka emitting out of every pore on your body.
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5. After that encounter, you rush to your desk to pretend to work, obviously. Who knew even pretending to work was THIS HARD. It’s very hard ask any of us hungover souls at work. You will spend the day nursing your hangover, avoiding work, and half-reading Facebook.
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6. Why the hell is everyone so loud? Politely ask them to shut up!
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7. Even you didn’t know you could drink so much water without peeing in your pants.
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8. You appear to be moody as hell. So it’s probably a good idea to avoid EVERYONE.
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9. It’s LUNCH TIME! Let the mad binge-eating begin.
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10. Time to take out those sunglasses all over again because that post-lunch nap is a demanding b**ch.
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11. Forget your cute colleague, the only thing that has your attention is the damn clock. Why aren’t seconds ticking? Why is it just 3:30pm?
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12. Thank the dear lord. It’s 6:00pm! Get the hell out of your office already.
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13. Please vow to NEVER drink again. Who are we kidding, we would do it all over again wouldn’t we?
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