Okay, we need to talk.
Talk about how onion is a lame excuse of a vegetable.
No, seriously, just look at it, for a second. It looks like it’s just sitting there feeling sorry for itself, waiting to be combined with another vegetable to have a legit reason to exist.
You know that one ex you keep running away from, but end up running into, ALL the time? Onion is like that. It is in everything. Literally, everything.
Pizzas, burgers, salads, curries – vegetarian and non-vegetarian, there is no escaping onion. For instance, this absolutely okay looking pizza has been completely ruined. All thanks to this ugly vegetable.
You’d think the damn onion would leave our burgers alone, but nope.
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Think of a burger – the juicy patty, the crunchy lettuce, a lot of cheese topped off with a spoon of mayonnaise. Sounds amazing right? Now imagine taking a bite of this burger and tasting onion – which, by the way, will keep sliding off, and inevitably, one of those pesky rings will find its way to your perfectly clean dress!
Onion soup? Not really. More like onion POOP.
Who in their right mind would enjoy a hot liquid bowl of onion? How, and more importantly why, is this even a thing? There should be a whole other bravery award for people who actually order this for a meal!
My condolences to people who eat onion rings for pyaaz ke pakore. I mean why would you consume extra calories for a vegetable that should NEVER have been grown in the first place.
Onion even ruined Biryani – the most sacred of all dishes.
Biryani, in itself, is a complete delicacy. What makes biryani really great is the awesome blend of the flavors mixed with Basmati rice. Now if you add onion to the dish, you can only taste the onion. You can only smell the onion. It overpowers every other flavor.
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NOTHING, we repeat, NOTHING, in this world can mask the aroma of onion.
Try cutting onion and see how bloody hard it is to get that disgusting smell off your hands. You can rub and scrub and it will still linger for quite some time.
Try kissing someone after eating onion for lunch. Actually, don’t do that, that’s just cruel.
Well, no points for guessing this one. Which is the ONLY vegetable that can reduce you to tears? ONION!
Besides ruining almost every great dish, people are the reason I hate onion. People really can’t leave onion-hating people alone. Why are you so hell-bent upon tricking us into eating this weird thing? I mean now I have trust issues over this pathetic non-vegetable.
So enough is enough. Team No-Onion, assemble!
Onion and its tyrannous rule must end, now.
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