Month: March 2019

Dwayne De Rosario is doing the Lord's work this week, and not simply because he was playing against Seattle on Sunday and Montreal on Wednesday. “Dwayne De Rosario: Player of the Week, Man of the Hour”

So now every American soccer site is bordered in black, because two of the league's more unpopular teams will compete for MLS Cup. It would “MLS Cup – think globally, act locally”

Want to have a strong national team? Have a mediocre national league with clubs forced to cut wages. I'm oversimplifying, of course, this is really “Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July”

Helping put the "wreck" in D-wreck. Fair warning – you pretty much have to love the sound of my voice as much as I do “Don Garber: MLS bigger than Jesus”

When I saw that Chivas USA had a new jersey sponsor, I immediately had to find out what it is I needed to boycott. Turns “MLS plans double penetration for DP rule”

Is it Cousin Avi? No, it's Tuca Ferretti, the most colorful coach in Mexican Futbol​ Tigres UANL might be on some folks’ radar this year “Meet Tuca Ferretti”

So for the first time Saturday morning, we heard ESPN's lead announcing team for the World Cup. And right there, something's wrong. Even if ESPN “Lord Haw-Haw and Lloyd Christmas”

Why, France? Why must you be so hilarious? I was so looking forward to not watching you tomorrow. I was going to sleep tonight, dreaming “La Vie en Hosed; or, Blues Clueless”

Wow, PPL Park is pretty. The City of Chester should be proud, although I'm sure they'd be a little happier if Glenn Davis stopped hitting “In like a lion, out like a lamb”

Hello! Welcome to WRITE THE FUTURE – the World Cup 2010 text adventure! Who would you like to play as? >FRANCK RIBERY [Now playing as “Zork the Future”