Category: News

Oops. ​ Yesterday, at the Womens' U20 World Cup in Germany, comely French 19 year old forward Lea Rubio did about as good a reproduction “Lampard Redux”

Earlier this season, I read a newspaper opinion piece where the journalist had attended a match at Chesterfield’s new stadium and was bemoaning the fact “What's in a name?”

​ When Humberto “Chupete” Suazo joined Monterrey after the 2007 Copa America, my initial thought was that he was going to a black hole. Many “Suazo Earns Exalted Status”

Okay, Galaxy, I apologize. You're not the biggest frauds in the league. You just played a two-game series against the actual biggest frauds in the “Seattle Will Have Its Revenge on Frances Farmer”

It is as inevitable as the sun rising in the east, death, taxes, and the occasional manila envelope thick with cash finding its way into “Fat Fingers and Copa America”

Christian Gimenez' goal was the difference in Cruz Azul's win over Club America​ I hear it all the time. We were the better side, we “Cruz Azul Overcomes Their Yellow Peril”

Dwayne De Rosario is doing the Lord's work this week, and not simply because he was playing against Seattle on Sunday and Montreal on Wednesday. “Dwayne De Rosario: Player of the Week, Man of the Hour”

So now every American soccer site is bordered in black, because two of the league's more unpopular teams will compete for MLS Cup. It would “MLS Cup – think globally, act locally”

Want to have a strong national team? Have a mediocre national league with clubs forced to cut wages. I'm oversimplifying, of course, this is really “Hey, baby, it's the Fourth of July”

Helping put the "wreck" in D-wreck. Fair warning – you pretty much have to love the sound of my voice as much as I do “Don Garber: MLS bigger than Jesus”